Just a few other uses for doughnuts we ought to consider

Rejoice, good people of the world! National Doughnut Day has finally arrived, and we’ve never been more excited to eat breakfast. (Plus get free ones from some of the fine purveyors of doughnuts out there!)

Between their mouth watering goodness and colorful char, doughnuts are undeniably one of the most magical treats on the face of this planet. I don’t know what it is, but doughnuts bring out my inner child. For me, it’s not enough to simply eat the doughnut; I have to fantasize about all of the magical ways a doughnut could contribute to my life. Like, if I had superpowers, I would stare at a doughnut and make it grow to epic proportions, just so I could lay on it and take a nap.

Unfortunately, my superpowers are limited to predicting when my dog needs to use the bathroom. The good news is, doughnut fantasies are totally feasible if you illustrate them. So, in honor of National Doughnut Day, here are other [fanciful] uses of doughnuts we ought to consider.

Floatation Devices

Stylish Hats

Coffee Mugs

Bicycles (or anything with wheels, really)

Shakespearean Costumes

Doggy Cones

Don’t forget to pick up a free doughnut near you! Happy Doughnut Day, everyone.

All images illustrated by author