We need these ‘OITNB’ Funko figurines STAT

We’re only a few short weeks away from the third annual Orange Is The New Black binge and man alive are we ready. The third season drops onto Netflix on June 12th, and in celebration of that, the ladies of Litchfield have partnered with toy company Funko for some amazing OITNB goodness. Do you feel like your life’s not complete without a Piper Chapman action figure? Well not anymore, my friends.

Funko is responsible for the POP! action figures you likely see around your local toy store, and they come in the most adorable superhero, sci-fi and pop culture varieties (I’ve got a bunch of Marvel ones myself). Now it looks like I can add a handful of OITNB figures, too. Funko is releasing five brand new OITNB figures to coincide with the new season.

So what figures can you get your paws on? There’s Piper, of course, along with Alex, Red, and Crazy Eyes. Also, for anyone who’s ever wanted a tiny little Pornstache, there’s one of him too. But why stop at just five, Funko? Can I make a personal request for a Taystee, Poussey, and John Bennett? And while you’re at it, anyway to create a doll-house Litchfield, so all these Funko toys can hang out together? Just an idea!

While OITNB drops in June, these figurines won’t be on the shelves ’til July. That gives us plenty of time to start saving our pennies to invest in some very important Netflix toys.

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