Oh no, a sexy Ken Bone Halloween costume exists

File this one under “whywhywhywhy” and cross-reference it with “nononono,” friends. There’s a new sexy Halloween costume on the market, and this one does not need to exist.

You may have heard that a gentleman by the name of Ken Bone became an internet sensation after he asked a question about America’s energy needs at the presidential debate on Sunday night. He was wearing a bright red Izod sweater, and he exuded a quiet, lovable confidence.