We can’t stop thinking about this Nutella fried ice cream ball

There are a lot of things I’m willing to argue. Most things, actually. I don’t really believe in absolutes.

With one notable exception: Nutella is absolutely the most delicious food that has ever existed. And anyone who disagrees with that is just plum wrong.

The fact that there now exists a giant fried ice cream ball filled with Nutella that is served with a hot caramel sauce and adorned with malt balls means there is one more absolute in this world that I am not willing to argue about. Because there is no way that dessert is not the best thing you’ve ever tasted.

In fact, dare I say it, I think it gives a new definition to the word “amazeballs.”

So I’m sure you’re wondering, as I was, the logistics of getting this fried deliciousness into your belly.

First, you need to go to Australia, where you’ll find this incredible concoction at the Piccolo Me cafe beginning the week of January 25. And in case you’re hesitant about the long plane ride, let me just remind you what’s at stake:

For those of you just rejoining us after immediately opening a new tab and booking plane tickets, welcome back. And for those of you who have yet to book that flight, let me just add that this sucker will only be available for a limited time.

Life is a choose your own adventure novel. And my adventure novel has to include eating this incredible chocolaty goodness.

(Images via steph37x/Vine, New Line Cinema/Tumblr, piccolome/Instagram)