NSFW! Woman Lubes Up Ladyparts for Attempted Murder

If you’re gonna … ahem, go down for murder, I guess you might as well getcha some while you can. A Brazilian woman is being accused by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him with her hoo-ha. After lubing up her ladyparts with a toxic substance, the woman lured her husband into the bedroom and under the covers, where he appeared ready, willing and able to accommodate. Until, of course, he got a whiff of what she was working with and decided to rush his wife to the hospital to get the stinky smell checked out.

When the woman’s test results came back, her toxic plot was revealed, much to the surprise of her formerly aroused husband. The man has apparently chosen to sue his wife for the attempted murder (which seems like a MAJOR under-reaction, but I guess love is blind or whatever). No word on whether or not her hoo-ha sustained any permanent poison-related damage.