How could anyone not recognize John Stamos?

If a celebrity stands in front of the house that made him famous and no one notices, does he make a sound?

Today in news we will never quite understand, John Stamos went to the Full House house and there were people all around him and no one realized that they were in the presence of Uncle-Jesse-level greatness.

“Full House” star and beloved dreamboat Stamos stopped by and took a photo in front of the Tanner’s San Fran residence amid a bunch of people and, maybe it was because he no longer sports that lush mullet, but man alive, no one recognized the star or even blinked.

“Boy, these youngsters have 0.0 idea what they’re missing,” Stamos said on Insta. “#Fullhousehouse. #TURNAROUND.”

You guys, imagine all the selfie opportunities that were lost here!

Now let’s look at some pictures of John Stamos, AKA late ’80s-early ’90s hottie.