Nick Cannon May Not Be Able To Send His Kids to College After Fulfilling Their Christmas Lists

His twelfth child is expected to arrive ahead of the holidays.

In true December 1st fashion, Nick Cannon is making a list and checking it… 11 times. The dad, who has more offspring than Santa’s reindeer, is getting real about the stressors that come with Christmas shopping for his “big ass family.”

He teased on Instagram that his kids are one dolphin and Laker player away from being gifted a college savings program instead this year. Honestly, this would be a genius move on his part. Have you seen tuition costs recently, Nick? It ain’t cute.

“It’s almost the holidays, and thanks to me, the world now has eight billion people,” Cannon jokes in front of a fireplace, decked out in festive attire. The Masked Singer host vows his “job’s not done” until he’s crossed everyone off the list.

“Based on the baby mama-to-kid ratio, I’ve got a whole helluva lot of gifts to buy,” he continues. “Daddy’s got this! It’s gonna be a Merry motherf—— Christmas!”

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Cannon isn’t being dramatic about the baby-mama-to kid ratio bit either. He shares 11 children with six different women — and baby number 12 is expected to join the clan any day now.

Canon shares twins Monroe and Moroccan with ex-wife Mariah Carey, whom he split from in 2014. The Wild ‘n Out host has fathered three children with model Brittany Bell: sons Golden “Sagon” and Rise Messiah and daughter Powerful Queen.

Cannon is also a parent to son Legendary Love, whom he welcomed with model Bre Tiesi. He and model LaNisha Cole share a daughter named Onyx Ice Cole.

Additionally, Abby De La Rosa recently gave birth to Cannon’s eleventh child. The pair also share twin boys Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir.

Cannon and Alyssa Scott are expecting their second child together, just one year after losing their 5-month-old son, Zen, from a brain tumor. This will be Cannon’s twelfth child, and his fifth newborn of 2022.

The Instagram video continues with Cannon combing through his kids’ Christmas lists. “No, I can’t afford the whole Lakers – maybe one of them?” he reacts to their elaborate requests. “All these damn gifts, maybe y’all just don’t want to go to college, huh?”

Upon seeing Monroe’s wish for a dolphin, Cannon jovially gets on the phone and begins to barter his body parts to up his Christmas allowance. “Yeah, how much can I get for this kidney?” he asks.

You can watch Cannon’s holiday shopping extravaganza in full here.

Emily Weaver
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