Let’s get something out of the way: Cheating is never a laughing matter. The ongoing infidelity rumors surrounding Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson have been more heartbreaking than anything else, especially because the allegations surfaced just days before Kardashian gave birth to their baby girl. We’re not sure about the couple’s current relationship status, but one thing we do know? Khloé’s fans — and the general public — are pretty much fed up with the Cleveland Cavaliers player.
The beleaguered basketball pro was booed when he made his first public appearance since the cheating scandal broke, stepping onto the court for a game against the New York Knicks on Wednesday, April 11th. And now, people are taking to Thompson’s Instagram account to leave some admittedly hilarious “I hope” comments.
When Thompson uploaded a sponsored partnership pic with Neiman Marcus to his Insta a few days ago, we’re assuming he wanted everyone to focus on his Ferragamo sunglasses. And while the post does have an impressive 236,000+ comments, the vast majority have nothing to do with those sunnies.
Since then, Khloé fans — or anyone upset by Tristan Thompson’s allegedly cheating ways — have been inundating that particular post with “I hope” messages we can’t help but giggle over. Below are just a few of the most LOL-worthy burns in an otherwise serious situation.
1I hope every time you have to go to the bathroom there’s no toilet paper.
2I hope you DON’T save 15% or more on car insurance.
3I hope every time you get on a flight it’s full of crying babies.
4I hope someone eats your leftovers in the fridge that you’ve been thinking about all day.
5I hope the Bluetooth in your car disconnects right when your favorite song comes on.
6I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek when you chew your food.
7I hope every time you get your headphones out they’re tangled.
8I hope every time you use the public restroom, the lock is broken and you have to hold the door.
9I hope you go to Disneyland and all your favorite rides are closed.
10I hope Netflix never loads for you.
11I hope you lose your phone and when someone calls it to find it the ringer and vibrate [are] off.
12I hope every time someone says you’re getting warmer you’re getting colder.
13I hope whenever you lick an envelope you get a paper cut.
14I hope you leave your to-go box at the restaurant.
15I hope you accidentally leave your sunroof open on a rainy night.
16I hope you step on a Lego.
17I hope you wake up rushing out of bed thinking you are late for work, just to realize you had the day off.
18I hope Chipotle charges you two times extra for guacamole.
19I honestly hope you crave Chick-fil-A on a Sunday.
20I hope you bang your toe on every furniture corner.
21I hope that every time you walk into a room you forget what you were going in there for.
22I hope you step in something wet every time you wear socks around the house.
23I hope your lips get real chapped and there’s no Burt’s Bees in sight.
24I hope you lose every eBay auction in the last three seconds.
25I hope every time you have a shower you have bad water pressure.
Since it bears repeating, our thoughts are *definitely* with Khloé at this time, and we’re hoping she’s relishing in being a new mom to a gorgeous baby girl. Sometimes, though, it helps to take comfort in a bit of humor.