Rachel Paige
Updated Feb 04, 2018 @ 4:49 pm
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Does it feel like you are in complete Super Bowl overload? And that is on top of the impending Jack’s Death on This Is Us overload? And today is also the same day that you learned that Kylie Jenner secretly had a baby and secretly gave birth to it and you’re just like “wow, this is a lot to handle today.”

Well, there’s more. In a hella surprising movie, and one that has literally defeated me, Netflix has just announced that they’re releasing a brand new movie. They’re releasing a brand new movie *tonight* after the Super Bowl. But there’s more, because Netflix is releasing a brand new movie tonight after the Super Bowl and it’s the *super secret third Cloverfield movie* and I am feeling so overwhelmed right now, I think I need to go lie down.

Before I do that, though, here’s what you need to know about this new Cloverfield movie, which I will 100% be watching after I watch Jack Die. It’s the third in the Cloverfield ~extended universe~, and also it’s been shrouded in secrecy for some time. The movie had a release date, and then it was changed, and then it was changed again, and then it was completely removed from the upcoming release schedule for Paramount Pictures, and then people started whispering, “maybe Netflix will release it.” But I don’t think anyone thought that Netflix would release it after the Super Bowl.

Netflix just set the bar very high for movies trying to pull a fast one on us. They are literally releasing a surprise movie, how does Netflix do it? And did they have to do it on the day of the Super Bowl and also Jack’s Death????

Anyway, here’s a trailer for The Cloverfield Paradox, a movie I am 100% watching tonight:

Did you have plans for after the Super Bowl? (Or after watching Jack’s Death?) Too bad, you have to cancel them. See you on the other side of Cloverfield.