Hey, Vin Diesel. You there? Because we have something really, really important to call your attention to: John Cena wants in on the Fast and Furious movies, so we’re going to need you to use all the producing power you can muster to make this b-e-a-utiful request become a reality.
No, but actually. If John Cena isn’t initiated into the #FastFam, we will throw a fit as big as the submarine explosion at the end of The Fate of the Furious, especially because the Blockers star wants to appear alongside his former WWE colleague — none other than Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
The questions now are: John’s gotta want in on The Rock’s Fast spin-off movie, specifically, right? And should he play a friend or foe to Hobbs??
The two beefed a bit out of the wrestling ring back in 2012 and 2013 before going head-to-head at WrestleMania, with Cena suggesting that The Rock discarded WWE in favor of Hollywood (ouch), but Cena later regretted his claims.
And we all know that the stars of the Fast and Furious movies are no strangers to a little #FastFeuding; that feuding has also, thankfully, passed (at least, publicly, and in recent months). All things considered, it could be fun to toy with that real-life feuding on-screen, because who doesn’t love a #meta showdown?
BUT ALSO, a team-up, or even a foe-turned-friend situation (Dom and Hobbs-style), would totally work for us too. Literally, just make sure John Cena is in the Fast and Furious movies.
“The Time is Now” for John Cena to join the #FastFam.
(LOL, can’t help myself!!)
Got all that, Vin Diesel? GREAT! Thanks in advance for making John Cena part of the family. We’re already popping Coronas open in celebration.