How are we supposed to sleep when our hearts are racing 100 miles per hour?

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Close your eyes and come on a journey with us. You’re tucked into your bed on a cool summer night with "Sunday scaries" stress thoughts rattling through your brain. The moon is too bright, and your neighbor’s car alarm won’t turn off. You fear you’ll never get to sleep and tomorrow is bound to be a nightmare. But then...your pretend boyfriend Harry Styles starts to whisper a bedtime story into your ear, and suddenly, all is well.

Too good to be true? No, friend. It’s both too good and too true. 

Styles has teamed up with the people over at Calm, a top-rated app for sleep and meditation, and he will be lending his soft, buttery voice to its growing library of snooze-inducing goodness. This is quite literally a dream come true.

“Harry Styles Dream With Me” is coming to the Calm app tomorrow, July 8th.

It has yet to be revealed what story Styles will be calmly crooning into our ears, but it doesn’t really matter. He could be reading the phone book for all we care, and we’d still be all over it.

Although Calm’s main goal is to make people, well, calm, this whole Harry Styles collab thing may actually make us too excited to sleep.

Celebrities like Kelly Rowland, Matthew McConaughey, Laura Dern, and Lucy Liu already have lended their voices to Calm Sleep Stories. You can sign up for a seven-day free trial of the Calm app, or subscribe to a premium membership for $70/year.

Or, you know, you could just put “Hello, I’m Harry Styles” on loop for all of eternity.