Everyone should celebrate Valentine’s Day (okay, okay, if you really hate Valentine’s Day, we can’t force you), no matter your current relationship status. And to commemorate the occasion, posting a photo to Instagram is just the thing to do. It’s subtle. It’s easy. Boom, you’re celebrating Valentine’s Day. For couples (or singles) who like to add a bit of wit and humor to their posts, we’ve jotted down a few funny Valentine’s Day Instagram captions that will give your followers a bit of a chuckle while admiring you and your love.
Now, don’t get us wrong. We love a good lovey-dovey Valentine’s Day photo and caption pairing. Seeing our friends in love is always a welcome sight. But some couples just aren’t about the somewhat-sappy captions. They prefer to take the funny road, and we appreciate that break from tradition.
And what a better way to celebrate your single life than stage a funny photo of you and your “date” (aka a large pizza and a glass of wine and/or your other single BFF)? Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be reserved for couples. Treat yourself to some self-love with your favorite meal, a relaxing bubble bath, and a box of chocolates. Then, when you share your “you day” on Instagram, everyone will be jealous — trust us.
Buff the fingerprints off your phone camera and get ready to say cheese. We’ve got a funny Valentine’s Day Instagram to post.
1“I almost love you as much as I love myself.”
2“I’d love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.”
3“When your one true love is food.”
4“I’m always happy to be the Pam to your Jim.”
5“I love you like Kanye loves Kanye.”
6It’s a compliment. Trust us.
7“You’re my lobster.”
8We may not be good at twerking, but still.
9“In love with you I am.”
10“I love you more than Tina loves butts.”
11“You’re the avocado to my toast; the huevos to my rancheros…”
12“If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you.”
13“Love the wine you’re with.”
14“Mediocre 2gether 4ever.”
15“Shoutout to all my gals on Galentine’s Day.”
16“Cardi B voice: I really like you, okurrr?”
17“Grateful that you are my emergency contact.”
18“I’m happy for all you couples, but I’ll be even happier for me when candy goes on sale tomorrow.”
19“I tolerate you.”
Don’t take yourselves too seriously this Valentine’s Day, and remember — couples that laugh together, stay together.