Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Blake Lively, apparently. On top of her commendable sartorial aptitude, absolutely unparalleled trolling skills, and impressive pastry-making capabilities, the Gossip Girl actress revealed yet another hidden ability, proving that she’s a multitalented queen who can do just about anything. The current talents at hand? Blake Lively is one mean cartoonist, and can nose flute like freakin’ Spongebob Squarepants.
Yeah, everyone can go home now.
On Wednesday, March 28th, the 30-year-old mother-of-two took to Instagram to post a fake advertisement, Bustle reports, saying that she’s a cartoonist and nose flutist for hire. Along with the backdrop of a Spongebob drawing (and a good one at that, we must say), Blake Lively showcased her Spongebob’s nose flute abilities, and we already want a nose fluting album from her, because it would literally get all the Grammys — no doubt about it.
Children’s parties and corporate events will never be the same — in the best way.
Because, as the old saying goes, “It isn’t a party until Blake Lively starts nose fluting…” Yep, we’re sticking with it. That’s definitely a saying. But more importantly, to see Lively in action, head here.
So, if the acting thing doesn’t work out, at least Lively has some talents to fall back on: 1) she can become a fashion stylist because she’s her own stylist and slays every time, 2) she can become a professional pastry chef, 3) she can join the SpongeBob SquarePants animation team (the animated series is on its 11th season, y’all), and 4) she could maybe even play SpongeBob in the opening sequence of the show.
But who are we kidding? It’s Blake Lively we’re talking about here! Heck, we’d pay to see her paint a wall.