Olivia Harvey
Updated Jun 24, 2019 @ 9:50 am

Oh, so you think you know Beyoncé? Then we implore you to play this “choose your own adventure” Twitter game to see if you’d make it five seconds as Queen Bey‘s assistant. We thought we were Beyoncé stans before hopping on this quest. And now? We’re questioning everything we thought we knew.

Twitter user Green Chyna expertly crafted a now-viral “choose your own adventure” game in which you pretend to be Beyoncé’s assistant for a day. “Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD,” Green Chyna tweeted on June 22nd. Spoiler alert: That’s much easier said than done.

The adventure takes us through a potential day in the life of Queen Bey—what will you serve her for breakfast? Where should she get ready before heading to an event? Which activity should Bey do before getting her hair and makeup done?

If you guess wrong, boy bye. You’re out.

You don’t know stress until you’ve played the game, people. We’re still sweating hours after playing (and getting fired three times).

Chrissy Teigen—empress of social media—only made it to round three.

And Teigen’s assistant didn’t even make it through the first round. We’re all doomed, guys.

Don’t even try to cheat your way through it. Beyoncé knows and she will not employ a cheater.

Some people were able to see the entertainment value in the tread, whereas we were simply riddled with panic.

But at least it has taught us to be better Beyoncé fans, and therefore better people in general.

Play the game and see how far you get. This is either the best Twitter thread ever created or the beginning of some sort of Black Mirror-meets-Jordan Peele horror flick where we all lose it because we failed our Queen Bey. Only time will tell.