Sophy Ziss
March 05, 2018 11:52 am

The bewitched marzipan prince best known as the human actor Ansel Elgort hung out with Timothée Chalamet and Armie Hammer at the Oscars, and don’t pinch yourself (or anyone else) because it actually happened. You’re not dreaming! Ansel Elgort, Timothée Chalamet, and Armie Hammer all hung out at the 2018 Oscars — and there’s a photo to prove it.

Elgort posted a blurry selfie to his Instagram account, and made sure to tag Hammer and Chalamet. How long they hung out at the Oscars is anyone’s guess, but it was enough time to create this rich, beautiful photo that we have officially designated the Eighth Wonder of The World. Now, for a quick analysis: Boys, is this the best you could do? What is this angle? How is it possible that you managed to take a borderline unflattering photo of Armie Hammer? But also, is Timothée’s pose an instant classic? When will we get a movie starring the three of you? Feel free to get back to us anytime.

Now, readers, are you ready to see the photo?! Probably not. Get up, stretch, splash some water on your face, and then come back. Okay, ready?

Here is a picture of Elgort, Chalamet, and Hammer goofing off together at the 90th Academy Awards. Ta-da! The genie will not be granting any more wishes, but it’s safe to say that you used them correctly.

This photo isn’t as random as you might think, though.

Of course, Hammer and Chalamet starred in the Oscar-winning adaptation of Call Me By Your Name. We know this! We had our hearts shattered into a million pieces and tenderly put back together by it. But how did Ansel Elgort end up in the mix? Oh, you know, because he and Timmy C. were buds in high school. No, for real! They even attend Knicks games together on occasion.

So, when you close your eyes at night, feel free to picture that blessed Instagram of the gents having a laugh together. Instead of counting sheep, you can count grins, while visions of these toothy sugarplums dance in your head. Are they all in a text chain together? Do they jokingly use the peach emoji? We can only hope.

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