Amy Schumer surprised the world when she got married on February 13th, 2018 to chef and cookbook author Chris Fischer, and now she’s letting us peek inside her intimate Malibu wedding. Schumer posted a beautiful clip from her wedding video that features a snippet from her vows. Schumer makes us laugh all the time, but these vows are hitting us in the feels.
Ugh, we love wedding vows. Schumer opened hers with a joke (“I just wanted to plug some of my road dates”), which we loved, and then came the waterworks: “People are wondering, why the rush? Why so fast? It’s because I truly cannot wait another second to be your wife. I love you.”
Schumer elaborated on the benefits of getting married after a short relationship on the SiriusXM show You Up with Nikki Glaser. “Part of the thing that’s good about us getting married so quickly, is that we’re so in love,” she revealed on the show. It’s true that the first six months of a relationship, or even that first year, nurtures a kind of passionate love that feels different from the companionate love that comes later in the game.
Anyway, we’re falling in love with this beautiful wedding video.
Apparently, after this moment, the vows basically turned into one of Schumer’s stand-up routines. “In my vows I go, ‘But I promise I’ll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won’t,’” she joked in the same interview. “And his were like, heckling me too. He was like, ‘The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a fucking loser.’ It was all like, awful shit.”
Find you a partner who can make your heart swell and then roast you a bit. These two seem perfectly matched.