Netflix wants you to know which Black Mirror episode you’re stuck in, according to your zodiac sign

As much as we love bingeing Black Mirror, it’s safe to say we’d never want to be trapped in an episode—at least not most episodes. From a world dictated by an Uber-like rating system to killer video games to a nightmare dating app, Black Mirror has done quite a job making us wary about our increasingly technologically dependent society. However, in a new YouTube featurette, Netflix is telling us (or warning us?) which Black Mirror scenarios are written in our stars.

In the video, the streaming platform reveals which Black Mirror episode fans would be trapped in according to their zodiac sign (using the personality traits indicative of each sign as a deciding factor). Unfortunately, they can’t all be “San Junipero.”

The nearly 10-minute video walks viewers through each of the 12 star signs, playing clips from the corresponding Black Mirror episodes and highlighting the three zodiac traits that best reflect the episode. As a fun fact, Netflix also revealed which Black Mirror stars share the star sign and would presumably be trapped alongside us.

Check out the full video and then scroll down to find your Black Mirror zodiac reality below:

Virgo

Episode: “Hang the DJ”
Corresponding traits: process-driven, critical thinker, ambitious

Scorpio

Episode: “Striking Vipers”
Corresponding traits: sexual, enigmatic, a bit destructive

Gemini

Episode: “USS Callister”
Corresponding traits: adaptable, dual personalities, impulsive

Aries

Episode: “Rachel, Jack, and Ashley Too”
Corresponding traits: confident, assertive, high-achieving

Capricorn

Episode: “Arkangel”
Corresponding traits: focused, persistent, unforgiving

Leo

Episode: “Nosedive”
Corresponding traits: lively, impatient, proud

Pisces

Episode: “San Junipero”
Corresponding traits: ethereal, elusive, romantic

Sagittarius

Episode: “The Waldo Moment”
Corresponding traits: magnetic, inquisitive, idealistic

Taurus

Episode: “Fifteen Million Merits”
Corresponding traits: loyal, stubborn, materialistic

Aquarius

Episode: “Black Museum”
Corresponding traits: progressive, temperamental, visionary

Libra

Episode: “White Christmas”
Corresponding traits: intellectual, diplomatic, seeks harmony

Cancer

Episode: “Smithereens”
Corresponding traits: intuitive, empathetic, compassionate

So, maybe we’re a little jealous of the Pisces today, but what this has really done is make us want to go back to our favorite episodes and rewatch. Who knows, it could determine our real-life fates.