Microsoft reveals adult-sized XBox Onesie (seriously) and people are freaking out about it
At the risk of incurring the wrath of adults who wear onesies, I have to say that I am not a fan of the snap crotch-having outfit, but maybe that has to do with my mild clothing-related claustrophobia. Apparently, they’re super comfortable and cozy and somehow don’t interfere with Liam Hemsworth‘s dashing looks, but that’s not what I remember from having to wear them as a child. Despite my indifference, ignoring the complete and total meltdown people are having over Microsoft Australia’s adult-sized Xbox onesie is virtually impossible.
The gamer-friendly attire comes in black and white and features all the comforts of a basic onesie with signature tweaks. For example, the roomy pockets have embroidered TV and game controller logos, there’s an extra large hood for headphone space, an arm pouch for phone storage, and special forearm grips to prevent arm slippage (because we all hate when that happens, amirite?).
Introducing the ultimate garment for gaming comfort – the #XBOXONESIE! Stay tuned to find out how to score your own… pic.twitter.com/RuWj8UuesC
— Xbox ANZ (@XboxANZ) August 24, 2016
An Xbox Onesie has been announced by Microsoft. https://t.co/fxcm7a8TrV pic.twitter.com/mhzGkRxtEO
— GameSpot (@GameSpot) August 23, 2016
OK, so I’ll admit that it’s kind of cute, but my reaction pales in comparison to those from the gaming/onesie community: false false false
me: i hate xbox
microsoft: *releases xbox onesie*
me: …………well played— adri🎃 (@adrienne_bc) August 24, 2016
It did make me laugh, but I still would want one. 😂 #XboxOnesie pic.twitter.com/XxHRVGs2rh
— Ｓｈｉ－ｎａ シ-ナ (@misschronicler) August 24, 2016
GUYS I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE https://t.co/oU0H1Gdw4f It would match my PC setup and everything *-*
— NixxyPlays 💗💜💙 (@NixxyPlays) August 24, 2016
And of course, fans can’t wait for the Xbox onesie to arrive stateside:
@Xbox please tell me there's at least discussion on bringing Xbox onesie joy to the US. I'm in for at least 2. Perfect holiday gift!
— Miguel Castillo (@tatojodio) August 24, 2016
No word on the cost of the Xbox onesie or when they’ll be available for sale but we fully expect it to cause a shopping frenzy on the level of Kanye West’s Life of Pablo pop-up shops.
