MEOW! Cat Cafe Set to Open in San Francisco

Between the negative temperatures, the Wanted breakup, the Liam Payne Twitter backlash, and the Justin Bieber arrest, there’s been quite a chill in the air this week. Hopefully, the music world will be buzzing about something positive after the 2014 Grammys. If all else fails, maybe “Frozen” can still help you thaw out.

Friendly reminder: celebrities aren’t the only ones capable of making WTF headlines. Let us show you what we’re talking about with a brand new “The Week In WHAT?!

Ain’t No Party Like a Cat and Tea Party

In another sign of the impending cat-pocolypse, San Francisco has decided to wave the white flag in feline solidarity. A new tea cafe set to open later this year will give those starved for cat attention the opportunity to enjoy the “therapy that cats provide.” The owners already have a pun-ny named selected that speaks to both their catty staffers (will they form a union?) and the gourmet teas they’ll be serving: KitTea. Will you be making a field trip to this 1600 square foot cat-opia?

This Little Deer Is Lettin’ It Rip

If Ylvis is looking for their next big hit, then a nature video that resurfaced this week thanks to one cheeky reddit user may hold the key. With kids of all ages pondering what the fox says, the attention has slowly shifted to other animal functions, such as farts. First up? The farting deer! Get ready to answer the age old question: how does the deer fart?

You Dial 9-1-1, I’ll Bring the Handcuffs

It’s hard to be a player when you’re on the clock. It’s even more difficult when you’re an officer of the law. However, one Florida cop found a way to make it work. You know, until he got caught. The married-with-children policeman met his equally married mistress during a call of official business. To keep things both interesting and on the down low, he allegedly instructed his lady friend to dial 9-1-1 and hang up so he would be dispatched. That’s when the role-playing got hot and heavy in a local hotel. “Stop — in the name of sexy time!”

What Else Is Craigslist Good For?

The polar vortex is still sweeping most of the United States, and the clouds are all a flurry with snow. What’s a hungry, tipsy Baltimore millennial who drives a Prius to do? Post an ad requesting a ride to Taco Bell, of course. She even sweetened the deal by offering to buy the driver not just tacos or chalupas, but an entire 7-layer burrito. There was also the a suggestion of some quality “video game” time, so long as the would-be driver was “not a rapist.” Safety first!

And there you have this week in “WHAT?!” Can’t wait to see what’s in store for humanity next!

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