Channing Sargent
January 12, 2017 12:26 pm
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Single women know too well of a current epidemic. A widespread occurrence of an infectious disease of men who forcibly collect nude pics of women they’ve never met. Single women have to wade through this barbed and scabrous terrain, equipped with mental machetes to weed out the repugnant.

Weeds who ask for nude pics before meeting in person are one of two types:

a) Basement Masturbators: They’ll receive your pics and get themselves off. These weeds have zero interest in actually dating. They just want to get off.

b) Sexual Predators: They receive the photos as a sign that’ll def get laid on the first meet-up. But if that doesn’t happen, they become angry and pressuring. These weeds have zero interest in actually dating. They just want to get shagged.

So when one guy kept pestering this woman for nudes, she pulled out the sharpest, most effective response we’ve seen.

“Some asshole online Fuckboy kept hammering me for nudes,” imgur user leonaloir wrote. “He got what he asked for.”

“Some asshole online Fuckboy kept hammering me for nudes,” imgur user leonaloir wrote. “He got what he asked for.”

Umm, we’ll say he did.

Her response was step-by-step brilliance:

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She sent him pictures of her thighs. Then she sent enticing shots of her breasts and legs.

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And then she stripped for him completely.

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She was even so thoughtful as to offer herself for a saucing.

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This lady is SEXY, y’all. She knew just what this man wanted, and she DELIVERED.

We agree with these guys.

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Right? That’s what we’re saying. This woman is a queen.

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