The Dodo
Updated Jul 24, 2014 @ 2:48 pm

This post was written by Lindsey Robertson on The Dodo.

I mean, innocent until proven guilty. . .right?

1. “I swear, it just EXPLODED…

Reddit: KiteTales

2. “I saw nothing. I know nothing.”

Reddit: tslout

3. “Psh. I have no idea who ripped up that toilet paper. I’ve been laying here with my bone this WHOLE time.”

Reddit: NickVo

4. “Those. . .those aren’t mine.”

Reddit: alexxlea

5. “I swear, I’m just as baffled as you are.”

Reddit: cajun_kidATL

6. “. . . No, this was already here when I walked in the room.”

Reddit: iwillthinkaboutit

7. “Something on my face? What are you even talking about?”

Reddit: GameGenie710

8. “Trash? What trash? I love you!”

Reddit: Zwonix

9. “Man, I’d sure hate to be the dog who made this mess, am I right. . .?”

Reddit: 1890s_kid

10. “I literally have no idea what just happened.”

Reddit: IEatConcrete

11. “I was just taking a bath, I swear!”

Reddit: balbuzard09

*Editor’s note: make sure your pup is getting enough attention around the house, and that they always get enough exercise, otherwise they might get bored and start shredding stuff! Also make sure they have something to play with if you leave them home alone!