Margeaux Baulch Klein
October 19, 2017 3:01 pm
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Celebrities have been known to blurt out random and unintentionally humorous things in interviews. And although some famous folks refuse to say a peep about their private life, others like Jenny McCarthy and Anna Kendrick aren’t afraid to get real about their awkward dating experiences and the lessons they’ve learned.

Here are 11 times when celebs served up some funny thoughts about love and dating.

1People always say to be yourself

“My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.” — Jenny McCarthy

2It’s not me, it’s you

”I went out with a guy once who told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, ‘I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.”’— Chelsea Handler

3It’s a numbers game, after all

“I always say to single people: Date a lot, date often, date outside of your type, date outside of your race. Just date, date, date, because you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.”— Wendy Williams

4Fairy tales, schmary tales

“I love love, and I’m very hopeful and was raised on all the fairy tales everyone else had. I just noted that everyone’s mom was dead and real princesses get beheaded, so I just have a more realistic take on it.”— Amy Schumer

5Sometimes, you just need to go for a walk

“The best love advice I’ve ever received is probably, ‘I’m not leaving the relationship; I’m just leaving the house.'”— Joe Manganiello

6Relationships are like plants

“Give your relationship attention like you would a plant. You have to water it every day and give it sunshine. So put your man out in the sun and spray him with a hose.” — Whitney Cummings

7Waiting, waiting…

“I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do.”— Salma Hayek

8You had us at snacks

“I can’t ‘make’ you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favorite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.”— Rob Delaney

9But drink responsibly, obvs

“If you’re just trying to get to know each other, I would recommend drinking highly.”— Anna Kendrick

10Abracadabra!

On bad dates: “I just make them disappear.” — David Blaine

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