17 punny Instagram captions for date night with your honey
Listen, puns are silly. Some may even say they’re stupid. But no matter how much you cringe or roll your eyes at puns, not so deep down you know you love them. Don’t lie to yourself! And why not combine two things you love by coming up with punny Instagram captions for a date night pic. A little punny for your honey, if you will.
If you’re mad that we accused you of loving puns, we’re sorry and we hope you hung around. You’re not alone if you find puns totally unpalatable. According to John Pollack, author of The Pun Also Rises, people dislike puns because they’re “threatening.”
If that sounds like you, you’re going to have to let those language rules go in order to get through this list. But for the love of punny Instagram captions for date night, all the cringe will be worth it!
1Because who doesn’t celebrate Taco Tuesday?
2Never leave me Han Solo.
3For the couple who loves their post-dinner date coffee drinks…
4…or espresso shots.
6And you know I’m right.
7There’s no such thing as too cheesy.
9I couldn’t if I fried!
10Like gum to the underside of a chair…
11You don’t succ(ulent) at all.
12Give it back. You know I take pizza seriously.
14I donut want a hole in my heart.
15Now make me a martini.
16I loaf you.
17*Insert peanut emoji here*
Okay — roll your eyes all you want. We’ll just be over here on Instagram having pun — er, we mean fun!