Marie Lodi
Updated Mar 11, 2016 @ 4:14 pm
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People with dazzling Type A personalities usually prefer things to be as close to perfection — even during sex. If you’re someone who prefers to plan absolutely everything, you might have the following on your to-do list when you’re getting ready to get busy.

1. You write well-thought-out Amazon reviews for all of your sex toys.

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Helloooo, it’s basic human decency to help and inform others!

2. You organize a completely thorough, Spotify playlist from foreplay to orgasm.

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Everyone knows music can totally make or kill the mood.

3. You plan what you’re wearing for before and after.

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Of course, that means perfectly matching undergarments.

4. You make a list of the positions you want to do and in what order.

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It’s kind of like a sex setlist!

5. You carefully plan the lighting.

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Seriously GET that harsh fluorescent light outta here.

6. You remember to put your phone on silent…and ask your partner to do the same.

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Electronics-caused coitus interruptus shall not be risked!

7. Actually, you straight up ask them to put the phone away.

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“I’ll show you something more interesting than Instagram.”

8. You immediately fix the sheets afterwards.

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A misplaced fitted bedsheet is your worst nightmare.

9. You offer your overnight guest a supply of travel-sized bath products.

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“May I offer you some organic peppermint herbal toothpaste?”

10. Your kitchen is fully stocked with post-coitus snacks that will satisfy any kind of diet concern.

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“May I offer you some gluten-free, flourless bacon?”

11. If you’re a morning person, you won’t let your special friend sleep in.

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Excuse me, we ONLY have so many hours in the day!