Rachel Paige
August 02, 2015 9:45 am

Hold onto your orange mocha frappuccinos, there’s finally an official trailer for Zoolander 2. Hopefully the new movie will give us a peak inside the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.

Aside from a few surprise catwalk appearances from Zoolander and Hansel (so hot right now), little is known about what’s actually going to happen in Zoolander 2. From the trailer — which is narrated by someone who sounds like Stephen Hawkings but is not Stephen Hawkings — the movie is really going to strive to answer some of life’s greatest mysteries. Like, why are we here? What is the meaning of life? Why is it so hard to turn left?

Though the trailer has very little Zoolander action, it’s filled with a ton of Zoolander jokes (How could we ever forget what it feels like to be a eugooglizer and give a eugoogly?). We also don’t get to see anyone else who’s going to  return for the movie, like Owen Wilson as Hansel (SO HOT RIGHT NOW) or Will Ferrell’s Mugatu. But they’re in Zoolander’s brain… somewhere.

So relax; just watch this. 2oolander Zoolander 2 opens in 2016.

(Image via YouTube)

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