World's Most Arrested Man Thankful For Jails on Thanksgiving?
Whether turkey, turducken, tofurky, or some other incarnation of yummy goodness took over your life this week, we hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving / Hanukkah / Thanksgivukkah celebrations. Congrats to those of you who were lucky enough to land some insane doorbuster swag while digesting the hefty helping of food and family. Get your digits ready for even more big deals this Cyber Monday!
Still fighting off a nasty food hangover? Nurse it away with a new edition of “The Week In WHAT?!”
One Man’s Hell Is Another Man’s Cheers
The so-called “World’s Most Arrested Man” spent yet another Thanksgiving in a jail cell following a public intoxication arrest last month. Having been in jail for nearly a quarter of his life on over 1,500 charges, the 65-year-old Henry Earl found himself giving thanks in familiar territory. Well, there’s nothing quite like spending a holiday where everybody knows your name. Besides, pardons are for turkeys. Duh.
Listen Here, Butt-y Boy!
Behold, the power of the derrière! Even the best laid plans are easily foiled by an accidental butt dial. If it weren’t for his chatty glutes, one man’s attempt at getting away with murder might have actually worked. However, things quickly turned south for him as his phone contacted the intended victim. He was charged with conspiracy to commit murder, and given the evidence, there seems to be no butts about it.
A Florida boy received an early Christmas present from outer space when he was allegedly struck by a meteorite, according to his father. The child needed three stitches to close up the against all odds gash he received while playing in his family’s driveway. No one believed the story until video footage surfaced of two angry martians shouting “snitches get stitches” from the getaway spaceship.
Bro-hoes Cut From the Same Cloth
Bros-before-hoes is no longer just a simple “guy code.” In a new viral video, two bromantic dudes unfortunately wax poetic about being “eskimo brothers,” which means they’ve bedded the same girl at some point in their respective sex lives. It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “score!” However, before guys continue to high five each other over being eskimo brothers, they might want to consider all the other potential things they’re now sharing. Cool story, bro.
And there you have this week in “WHAT?!” Can’t wait to see what’s in store for humanity next!
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