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The new year is a time to look back and reflect on the ups and downs of the year prior. It is also a great time to look forward with great hope for a better future. For realists like me, it’s a great time to assess what you’ll actually do over the course of your life. Here’s a parody of Ze Frank’s popular “The Time You Have (In Jellybeans)” — The Time You’ll Waste (In Jellybeans).

Here’s to watching the intro sequence to Orange is the New Black over and over again this year.

P.S. There maybe a little NSFW jelly bean arranging thrown in there. Prepare yourselves.