Jessica Ellis
January 02, 2016 7:49 am

Star Wars: The Force Awakens has generated enough buzz and box office dollars to power a galactic empire, but it’s also giving us quite a few laughs along the way. In the days where parody Twitter accounts are all but required (we’ll never forget you, Escaped Bronx Zoo Cobra) it was inevitable that the most anticipated movie of 2015 would spawn a few joke handles. What we weren’t expecting were the total greatness of both Emo Kylo Ren and our new favorite, Very Lonely Luke (spoilers incoming!)

At the end of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, our awesome heroine Rey decides to wind up her day by climbing a massive island with 17,000 steps, only to find Luke Skywalker, who we can assume is in great shape, cardio-wise, lurking at the top. According to the film, Luke has been hiding out on StairMaster Island, possible site of the first Jedi temple (uh, they have temples?) for up to twenty years, and man, he does not look super happy.

(Still better than this, though.)

It’s natural to wonder what the heck Luke has been doing on that island, which doesn’t seem to have a single cantina, for so long. Well, according to Very Lonely Luke, he’s mostly been brooding.

When not moping, Luke has also been force-throwing some pretty good shade in the direction of Kylo Ren.  

There’s been no response yet from Emo Kylo Ren, but that could be because he’s dealing with his own issues at the moment.  

Aw, what can the Internet do to get these uncle/nephew/master/student/Jedi/Sith mopers together?

(Images via Lucasfilm, giphy.) 

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