These toy horses are *very* detailed, um, anatomically and no one quite knows what to say
Some things you have to see believe, like this toy horse with extremely detailed anatomy. Like everyone else who’s seen this horse online, we’re quite dumbfounded at the moment. If this horse wore a three-piece suit, the designers would need to have some extra seam allowances for the pants because this toy has one hell of a package, and no one knows what to say about it. Actually, here’s a most fitting word for this occasion: Why?
According to BuzzFeed, Canadian company Battat designed this horse toy, which is nothing like the toys we begged Santa to get us when we were kids, because he probably would’ve sent us a lump of coal instead for being naughty.
Battat’s site describes their toys as high-quality, which we take to mean toys that try to live up to the reputation of their real-life counterparts because Twitter user Bob Velcoro posted a pic of the toy and look at this horse’s junk:
We honestly don’t know what else to say. The last thing we thought we’d be talking about during the first week of the new year is a faux horse penis, but if this is the sort of hilarity the rest of the year holds, we’ll take it.