Fox
HelloGiggles Team
March 14, 2016 5:49 pm

1. Does everyone know I’m not having sex?

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2. What happens if I’ve forgotten how to have sex?

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3. Is whatever I’m about to do still considered ~sexy~?

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4. What happens if there are all these cool new sex moves out there, and I have no idea what’s going on next time it happens?

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5. What happens if my next partner asks me about the last time I had sex, and my mind goes blank, and then they KNOW I haven’t had sex in a while, and things get super awkward? 

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6. Remember that Sex and the City episode where Charlotte’s worried her hymen is going to grow back because she hasn’t had sex recently, and is that like a REAL MEDICAL THING?

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7. Can my vagina, like, shut down?

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8. Have the condoms from my last partner expired?

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9. Is it weird to buy just-in-case condoms when you’re not having sex? 

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10. I’m not having sex, but is there still a chance I’m pregnant?

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11. …is it obvious I’m not having sex? 

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12. Is everyone else around me having sex all. the. time?

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13. What happens if I just never have sex ever again?

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14. Think I could get my next partner to agree that sex is silly, and eating food is so much better?

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15. But seriously. Does everyone know I’m not having sex?

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