The new iPhone 7 commercial is like a beautiful nightmare

The new iPhone 7 commercial is totally stunning visually, but also sort of makes us feel like Samara is going to crawl out of our iPhone in seven days (THE iPHONE 7?! IT’S A CONSPIRACY) and kill us because we watched the video.

We’re definitely looking forward to the next iPhone update, and not only because we’re just a little addicted to the feeling of a shiny new iPhone when you first pull it out of the box.

If you’re anything like us, you probably need to be a person who stays away from all surfaces of water to avoid phone-death-by-H20, but the first few minutes out of the box before you lock it into the mobile equivalent of the Texas Bubble Boy’s casing are total bliss.

But a better camera, better durability, more waterproof? Hello, phone of our dreams.

That said, we’re also SUPER NERVOUS about the lack of headphone jack? We’ve lived through CDs and tape cassettes and Walkmans and mp3 players and first generation iPods — and through all of that the headphone jack has been there for us. We’re definitely going to miss it… but now we have more things to worry about.

Like this commercial. Seriously, we’re nervous. It’s like some kind of dark, pretty prophecy and we’re pretty sure it just means we’re going to get a new iPhone in the near future but it also kind of feels like we should avoid any risky activities… just in case.