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If my family or friends are reading this, DON’T WORRY — I’m safe and sound, curled up on my couch with Netflix and a whole lot of chocolate. But, according to social media, I no longer walk among the living — because Facebook is turning living people’s accounts into memorial pages.

Welp, I guess this is hard evidence that we really can’t believe everything we see on the Internet.

Since Zuckerberg himself wasn’t spared, I guess I don’t need to take this personally. I still love you, Facebook — even when you think it’s time for my loved ones to move on and turn my profile into a memorial page.