Jen Juneau
September 21, 2015 9:08 am

Here at HelloGiggles, we aren’t so unfamiliar with the idea of “sexy” costumes inspired by once-unexpected things like food, crustaceans, or children’s TV shows and toys. These outfits are just part of Halloween now, and to be honest, they can actually be really funny and tongue in cheek.

So in weird-but-not-at-all-surprising news, women’s clothier — has announced their release of a Sexy Donald Trump Halloween costume.

Cleverly dubbed Donna T. Rumpshaker, the costume will set you back $69.99 and includes a white sleeveless shirt with attached red tie, royal-blue short shorts, and a royal-blue “blazer.” The hat and wig will cost you extra at $7.95 and $9.95, respectively, which is a steal compared to the rest of the outfit.

We honestly have no words. This is obviously a new level of dress-up — and it REALLY weirder than Sexy SpongeBob or Sexy Pizza. Really. But if you pick this costume, maybe choose your trick-or-treating areas wisely. If you see a Sexy Bernie Sanders, you might have chosen poorly (but make sure you take a picture before leaving).

(Image via Yandy)

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