Rachel Paige
Updated Apr 13, 2016 @ 12:44 pm
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1. Crowds in small places, because why are there so many people and what are they all doing there?

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2. Shark cages, because why would anyone ever subject themselves to this kind of “fun”?

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3. Watching someone walk on a tightrope, because oh god, what happens if the next step they fall?

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4. Confusing parking signs, because are you even allowed to leave your car here for 10 minutes?

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5. Open elevator shafts, because it’s just like a bottomless pit to nothingness and imagine falling down into that!

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6. Glass observation decks, because will today be the day someone steps out onto it, and it CRACKS?

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7. Moldy food, because is there any chance you JUST ate that and didn’t realize it?

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8. An empty room full of chairs for a meeting, because where the heck do you sit?

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9. A thousand unread messages, because how are you ever supposed to get through all of them?

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10. Any and all types of buffering when you are desperate to watch something, because now you’re very convinced your wifi is down!

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11. And and all variations of this sign, because do the trucks driving around me on the highway KNOW to slow down?

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12. Tunnel aquariums, because no one should be allowed to stroll underneath a bunch of man eating sharks.

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13. Rock climbing without roughly 15 harnesses, because yeah sure this image will get a ton of likes on Instagram, you could also fall to your death.

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14. Winding roads next to cliffs, also creating moments of “falling to your death over the cliff” panic.

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15. The beach. Because, everything: sun, sand, seagulls, people, riptides, sharks, sand again, overcrowding with people, more sand, sand in your packed lunch, ugh, everything.

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16. This picture of a lady straightening her hair and OH GOD DID YOU REMEMBER TO TURN THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER OFF THIS MORNING?

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So sorry for any bouts of anxiety you’ve had reading this. Here’s a puppy rolling around to hopefully make things better!

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