12 phases of someone not noticing your new haircut
There are those moments in life that call for celebration. You get a new job, get married, give birth to a baby, buy a house, buy a car, buy an expensive piece of furniture… or, ya know, you get a haircut. Alright, so that last one is a bit anticlimactic, but let’s be honest with each other: Haircuts matter.
A haircut can change your life, instantly infusing your being with confidence. After hitting a rough patch on the road of life, a haircut can help to steady your course. Just a few snips and you’re a brand new person… unless no one notices. (We’ve all, unfortunately, been there.)
When someone doesn’t notice your haircut – even if you’re the most confident person on this planet – things definitely get awkward. Your inner monologue grows in strength and you begin to go through the following stages…