The Dodo
Updated May 07, 2015 7:42 am
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1. “This is how you do this, right? One paw at a time?”

2. “Yes, I’m comfortable … why?”

3. “What are these terrible things!?”

4. “I’m not stuck! I’m just … resting.”

5. “YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO DOWN ALL OF THESE THINGS?!”

6. “We’re just going to take a little nap right here …”

7. “And you’re sure this is safe?”

8. “I think you should carry me up these scary things.”

9. “Leave me be, Human! I will conquer this stair mountain if it’s the last thing I do!!”

10. “Let me take just a little rest first.”

11. “HEED THE TREAT TOLL.”

12. “Uhhh those seem pretty steep … I think I’ll just stay up here.”

13. “Welcome to my office.”

14. “These things are not really made for my body type.”

15. “I’m not sure how I got here, but I think I need some help.”

16. “Why are these stairs upside down?”

17. “I know how to go up … I’m just not sure how to go down.”

18. “No, I’m not going anywhere .. these stairs just feel nice on my butt.”

19. “What? I’m just taking a cat nap.”

20. “I AM THE GUARDIAN OF THE STAIR. NONE SHALL PASS WITHOUT A BELLY RUB.”

21. “I’ll do the second half in just a minute.”