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This post was written by Anna Swartz on The Dodo.

1. “Put those things away!!”

2. “You better keep that peanut butter coming.”

3. “Look deep into my eyes. You will rue this day.”

4. “Bro. Bro. Rescue me.”

5. “Just do it. I can’t even look.”

6. “Hey, why are you — wait, this actually feels pretty nice.”

7. “What is this evil contraption!?”

8. “I tried to destroy the clippers … “

9. “More belly rubs or I’m leaving before you’re done.”

10. “I don’t agree with this. I don’t agree with this at all.”

11. “I’m just going to close my eyes and pretend I’m at the dog park.”

12. “Why me?! Of all the cats in the world, why me?!”

13. “I give up. You win, human.”

14. “That tickles my toes!”

15. “What’s happening back there?”

16. “I thought you said we were going for a walk?”

17. “Put. My. Paw. Down.”