The Dodo
July 16, 2015 11:01 am

This post was written by Lindsey Robertson on The Dodo.

1. “WHY are you TALKING so loud?”

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2. “I never want to see balloons ever again. Get them away from me.”

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3. “Where am I? What is this magnificent porcelain statue?”

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4. “I’m really into channeling my inner log this morning.”

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5. “Snuggling is the only way to make this morning more bearable.”

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6. “Don’t you even THINK of coming in here without coffee.”

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7. “I’m having my sacred morning alone time. Please leave.”

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8. “Puppy parties can get pretty wild, ya know.”

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9. “I’m gonna need some pancakes to get through this.”

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10. “I feel like I need to be unconscious for a few more hours … “

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11. “Sorry, boss, I don’t think I’ll be working very much today.”

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