Nia Vardalos
Updated Feb 14, 2016 @ 12:43 pm
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2

Here are some tips to get you through the day:

  1. Wake up. Hug yourself and whisper, “I don’t need a soul mate, I don’t need to get married and make babies.” Now call your mother.
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  1. In lieu of heart-shaped pancakes lovingly made by a spouse, bend your Pop-Tart in two and mold it into a heart by pounding it with your fist.
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  1. Be bold, wear red. Now sashay to the subway like Beyonce is telling you to get in Formation.
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  1. Send yourself flowers. At work, open card, read “from your secret admirer” out loud, lock eyes with the hottest person in the room, smile knowingly.
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  1. After work, group-text your cousins who will always meet you to get hammered on cocktails that taste like cinnamon.
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  1. Do not drunk-text your Ex.
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  1. Give your cousin your phone
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  1. Put that maraschino cherry in your mouth. Smile like it’s your front tooth. Wave at someone ‘til they wave back.
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  1. Learn from your past Valentine’s Days: Do not make out with the bartender.
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  1. But just in case you do …. always remember…. shave everything.
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