Kenya Foy
April 11, 2017 3:39 pm

Anyone who says the pile of poo emoji isn’t the absolute coolest of the bunch could be in for a stern talking to from this little girl who requested a poop-themed birthday party. According to Cosmo, 3-year-old Audrey of St. Louis wanted to experience what it would be like to party with poop IRL, and apparently refused to take no for an answer. In the end, she left her parents no choice but to shit or get off the pot (first and last one, we promise).

Anyway, hanging out at a child’s birthday party isn’t exactly high on our list of Things to Do For Fun, but Audrey’s poop birthday bash was actually poppin’. The party, which took place in October, was perfectly fitting for a poop-loving princess. Her parents presented her with a poop emoji cake and guests played with poop-filled piñatas (actually Tootsie Rolls and Hershey’s Kisses), while Audrey sported a flower crown poop emoji sticker on her fab party outfit.

Initially, Audrey’s parents were hesitant to give into her idea, but eventually they got on board. Her mom Rebecca told The Huffington Post that the birthday party perfectly captured the essence of her daughter.

Aw! We never thought we’d describe something poop-related as sweet, but it totally applies. Just in case Audrey’s interest in poop expands, we already have an idea for her next birthday gift: a private tour of the National Poo Museum.