This post was written by Stephen Messenger on The Dodo.

“Just like Cheerios, only minus the enthusiasm.”

“Remember, pets are the most important feel of the day.”

“Go ahead, Human, help yourself.”

“Can I be your Lucky Charms this morning?”

“Wow. That spoon looks miiiighty cold.”

“Tony the Tiger called in sick. I’m Dale.”

“Am I doing it right?”

“Ever had your cereal take a bite of you?”

“Careful now. Wouldn’t want to spill any.”

“Wait, wait, wait! OK, got it.”

“Sleep well. I’ll see you in the morning.”