10 items to prepare your heart and soul for the 'Full House' spin-off
Unless you live in a bomb shelter or lost your Facebook password last week, you’re probably aware that Netflix is in talks to spin-off the long-dormant, but much beloved, series Full House, and that Candace Cameron Bure (America’s sweetheart DJ Tanner) and Andrea Barber (America’s annoying neighbor, Kimmy Gibbler) would be reprising their roles. This past weekend, John Stamos confirmed the show is pretty close to being solidified, and kinda took credit for it. Oh, Uncle Jesse.
Upon seeing the reports saturate my newsfeed and judging by the presence of triple exclamation points and OMG’s that accompanied the story links, you could say Full House love is still running strong. It’s almost as if you could practically hear every girl in the 25-35 age bracket and many others who have discovered it in syndication let out a collaborative “Oh Mylanta!” upon hearing the news.
Although this series is still not officially confirmed (though Stamos was pretty convincing), it’s never too early to be prepared for the blessed day when the lovably squeaky clean family reenters the zeitgeist of pop culture. With that in mind, I have done the Internet research to find items that will allow you to pledge your allegiance to all things Full House. Better yet, everything is $35 or under so you don’t have to go broke to show your nostalgic Tanner pride.
This truly celebrates my level of hipness. Can Skrillex or BassNectar even compete with a girl that wore the same outfit as her teacher on the first day of Junior High?!?
Ever wanted to cozy up with John Stamos on the couch, well now you can! You can literally make waking up with your drool on his face a reality!
Whether you are congratulating someone for their recent promotion at Wake Up, San Francisco or sending a much needed apology for crashing a classic car through the family kitchen, this card is always appropriate.
Because going to see the Rippers on the Forever Concert Tour in the early ’90s was impossible, but owning this shirt isn’t!
This is pretty much what I have wanted to tell every telemarketer ever. Now my phone case can do it for me courtesy of Joey Gladstone’s infamous catch phrase—the most ubiquitous pseudo-sign language since 2 Legit 2 Quit!
This is pretty much the perfect bag to take on adventures…to Disney World or Hawaii…or even just for a last minute Honeybee sleepover.
It’s unfair to keep all the good merch for ladies only. Got a dude in your life who is loud and proud with his love of retro TV? He’s a keeper!
Remember when Stephanie allowed Gibbler to pierce her ears because Danny told her she wasn’t old enough? Maybe if she had these studs, he would have been OK with it! The world will never know.
It’s high time someone celebrates the street cred of Danny Tanner, the OG of obsessive cleanliness.
Fill your home with San Fran-centric art work so the Tanners can literally be everywhere you look.