You know you need these pizza glasses, right?
Welcome to Pizza Power, a new section here at Hello Giggles, that celebrates our intense love for all things pizza. From pizza scarves to pepperoni earrings, we’ll be featuring every kind of ‘za-themed accoutrement. Because if you really want to show your love for pizza, you don’t just eat it—you wear it loud and proud.
No, you don’t have a fleck of crust dust in your eye. You’re definitely looking at sunglasses that are decorated with tiny pizzas. This is genius for many reasons but mostly because instead of seeing the world through rose-colored glasses, we can see the world through pizza glasses.
Imagine rolling up to your favorite local pizza parlor and ordering a slice with these on. More than likely, Papa Razzi (my fantasy name for the pizza maker) will step out from behind the velvet pizza curtain and ask you to come back and toss some dough yourself. Clearly you’ll be treated like royalty at every pizza restaurant you go to. Needless to say, these are sunglasses that nobody will mind you wearing at night/inside/while you sleep, etc.
Forgo your Ray-Bans, break your cat-eye frames in half and set fire your circle lenses. This is the only pair of shades you’re gonna need from now on. Let’s party.