Marie Lodi
Updated November 24, 2014 5:28 am

I have a question for my fellow long-haired ladies. Do you have a bad habit of losing your hair ties? Because I sure do. Where do these things go? I once found one wrapped around some fresh green onions in my fridge so that’s one down, but what about the rest? You probably have hundreds of those simple black hair bands that get lost almost daily. Maybe they travel into some Twilight Zone-type fourth dimension where they can walk and talk and sit by a tiny pool having a tiny margarita, far away from the hard labors of securing our hair knots. It’s time we put an end to this missing hair tie madness! Maybe the problem is our hair ties have been too plain and inconspicuous. Perhaps us ponytail princesses and top-knot temptresses need a hair accessory that has some artistic pizzazz.

New York-based multimedia artist Baron Von Fancy is known for his simple, yet striking style that puts familiar idioms and modern pop-culture vernacular on full display. Sometimes brooding, sometimes bawdy, his famous phrases have caught the eye Juicy Couture and Urban Outfitters and now he’s lent his witty wordplay to Emi-Jay’s handmade hair ties! Choose from “XOXO” in black and white, “Very Fancy” in gold, “Honey Bunny” in hot pink and the neon green “Tie Me Up.” Each design comes in packs of three, but you totally won’t lose any, right?