There are a few things in life that are known facts: The earth is round, pets are the best, and if you go to Ikea with a significant other you’ll probably end up crying.
But thankfully, there are people (specifically, comedians) out there who are taking the opportunity to help make this world a better place. Jeff Wysaski, better known as his internet pseudonym “Obvious Plant,” is doing just that. Jeff just installed a “relationship saving station” at Ikea in Burbank, California and we’re surprised no one has done this before! The station features five parts, all to help you manage stress or anger in a more efficient way.
Step 1 to easing tension? LET IT GO! Nope, we’ll never be over Frozen and neither will Jeff, who decided that Elsa was the perfect princess to help diffuse unnecessary emotions. Simply write down why you’re angry and Elsa will help — let it go that is.
Step 2 includes blowing things up…but only through bubbles! Simply blow your frustrations into the bubbles and then watch your angriest thoughts blow away. Sounds easy, right?
So once you’ve written and popped your way to happier feelings, the next step is to put on a stupid milk hat. Because really, can you be angry when you’re wearing one of these? We say no!
Next step? Yelling at a little horse about all your issues so you don’t have to yell your significant other!
And, as if we couldn’t love Jeff’s brilliant mind any more, he also included a puppy in a teacup in the lineup because how can you be angry when you see a sweet little puppy?
We rest our case. Hopefully this will pop up in Ikea’s around the country. Until then, we’ll just have to go to Burbank!