The Dodo
June 30, 2015 2:25 pm

This post was written by Lindsey Robertson on The Dodo.

1. “11:22 AM — the Human still does not notice that I am observing closely. The Human also has treats that smell amazing.”

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2. “No, not a cat. Just a talking bath mat. Move along.”

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3. “The Human seems to think he can see me, but that is obviously impossible.”

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4. “The information I have gathered from my extensive, sneaky surveillance reveals that you have spent the entire day on your laptop.”

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5. “Maximizing height proves optimal for Operation: Human Watch.”

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6. “Oh, um. Hi. I was trying to be sneaky and, um … I got stuck.”

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7. “I am the embodiment of stealth.”

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8. “Pay no attention to that dog behind the curtain!”

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9. “Well, if I’m being totally honest, I just wanted to see if I could peek at you from underneath the couch. Spoiler alert: I can.”

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10. “Oh, ya know, I was just making the nightly rounds and I decided to check on you.”

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11. “Gosh, I really should be a secret agent. I blend in like a chameleon.”

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