Marie Lodi
December 19, 2017 3:42 pm
Courtesy of Lelo / Jimmy Jane / Chakrubs / Amy Scarlata

Now that all of your holiday shopping is done, it’s time to spoil yourself, ahem, treat yo’self, with your own presents. After all, you’ve been *so* goddamn good this year. Why not reward yourself with the most loving gift of all — an orgasm? A sex toy is a perfect gift for yourself (or your partner/partners/sex friend) because you’ll be reaping its benefits all year long, hello!

Whether you’re the type to go for a classic Hitachi vibrator or looking for something more interesting (like a crystal dildo), here are 16 sex toys to ensure that you’ll have yourself a very kinky Christmas.

1Gala by We-Vibe, $129


You or your partner can use the free We-Connect app to control the Gala, using preset modes or creating your own personalized sexy experience.

2Lelo Sona, $69

Courtesy of Lelo

Lelo’s innovative vibrator is made to stimulate the entire clit and can also help you achieve multiple orgasms. Just look at that sleek design.

3Ella Paradis Naughty and Nice Box, $149.99

Ella Paradis

This is technically an advent box for couples, but there’s nothing wrong with opening them all at once, and by yourself.

4JimmyJane Love Pods Coral Rechargeable Vibrator, $129

Jimmy Jane

It may look like a seashell, but this vibe was made for orgasms on land.

5Chakrubs Prism, $150


If you collect or work with crystals, this clear quartz pleasure wand is a must-have.

6Chakrubs Diletto, $349


Chakrubs “ode to the penis” that also has a handle to stimulate the clit.

7FORM 8 Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator, $199

Jimmy Jane

This rabbit vibrator is flexible to fit your bod and can hit different spots all at the same time.

8Lelo Smart Bead, $119


Get your kegels on with this ‘lil guy.

9Njoy Pure Wand, $110


Prefer to have sexytime with a toy that doesn’t buzz? This stainless steel wand is good for both the G-spot and the P-spot.

10Babeland Dahlia, $89


The petals on the tip of this vibe delicately envelops the clit for wildly intense orgasms.

11Dame Eva, $95


This may look like a cute ‘lil alien, but it’s uniquely shaped for good reason — its hands-free design helps stimulate the clit during sex, which means your hands are free to do whatever else it wants to.

12Womanizer 2Go, $139


It looks like a lipstick (albeit a giant one), so you can discreetly take this baby whenever you travel. Plus it’s waterproof for orgasms in the shower.

13Broad City Precious Package Love Egg Vibrator, $24.99

Love Honey

What could be better than getting yourself off with a Broad City-endorsed sex toy?

14Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator, $89.99

Love Honey

Attention Christian Grey fans: This EL James-approved goth bunny vibrator has 15 different speeds so you’ll never get bored trying to reach that O.

15Hitachi Original Magic Wand, $79.95


Nothing beats a classic like Hitachi.

16Plume Moi Box Deluxe, $99.99


Because you’re going to need a treasure box to keep all your toys.