Trilby Beresford
November 09, 2016 11:49 am

We love a good smoothie (who doesn’t?), but Uproxx just informed us that semen smoothies are apparently a health thing and we have LOTS OF THOUGHTS. Sure, we’re adventurous in terms of trying obscure vegan recipes and even that Khloe Kardashian’s rainbow smoothie thing, but ummmmmmm.

Semen in a smoothie? Let’s repeat that: Semen in a smoothie?!

Here’s the deal. Former model-turned-personal-trainer Tracy Kiss was all about the health benefits of semen, like as in using it as an ingredient in DIY facials. She then evolved the process to include actually consuming the stuff.

 

How does she even get it, you ask? Why, a friend comes over a few times a week with a donation of course! In an interview with The Sun, she said,

 Aaaaaand the taste?!

Okay, our minds are sufficiently OFF the election and ON to semen smoothies. In a good way? In a bad way? It’s mixed emotions right now.

Advocating its benefits, Kiss reminds us that sperm is chemical-free and full of nutrients. However, The Sun article noted that there is no scientific basis for these claims.

So, um, yeah. Happy Wednesday world!

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