And that’s just the life of a dog.
Here are the weirdest dog haircuts that simply make life too complicated for our best furry friends.
The dog cube
Trimming a perfect-as-he-is pup into right angles — aka dog cubing — is trendy in Asia.
The dog sphere
Trimming a perfect-as-he-is-pup into spheres is also trendy in Asia.
If I were a dog, and I had to choose, I guess I’d go with sphere over cube.
The pup mohawk
Punk rock, but probably too much up-keep.
The pup up-do
OK, he kind of pulls it off. But still.
The bubbly poodle
This one’s a classic, but it never fails to surprise.
This up-do is unreal.
The DIY trim
Then this happens:
Dogs would probably rather go on an extra long walk than spend hours and hours on trips to the salon — indeed, some humans have that preference too.
But sometimes you’ve gotta give in to a trip to the salon for at least a trim.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, we suppose.
But we still think dogs are perfect au naturale.
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