Rachel Charlene Lewis
Updated Sep 18, 2016 @ 2:45 pm
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In case you forgot that sexism is all too real, Andrew Martin, a “business developer, recruiter, and blogger” from Houston, Texas, published an essay about yoga pants that proves that women’s bodies continue to be seen as public property meant to be debated about on LinkedIn of all places.

The essay, “Five Reasons Not to Wear Yoga Pants to the Office,” is so freakin’ frustrating.

In his list of reasons why we shouldn’t wear yoga pants to work, he talks about everything from yeast infections to yoga pants making us look younger, but the absolute worst part was when he, as expected, he talked about how yoga pants draw “excessive emphasis” to our bodies.

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Yep. A recruiter really said this, on the internet, in 2016.

He follows this up via a good ol’ backtrack to cover his bases, saying, in parenthesis, mind you,

Just, like, UGH.

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Don’t worry, guys, because the comments were actually *so* fantastic.

One commenter TOTALLY killed it, saying,

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THANK YOU. In a world where women’s bodies are continually hypersexualized, we can promise you that essays like this are nothing new. We’re told what to do and say and wear to be taken seriously *constantly* and yet no one wants to talk about the fact that femininity is seen as inherently unprofessional.

While we’re sure Martin didn’t mean to stir up so much with this essay, at the end of the day, it plays into dangerous misogynistic stereotypes that push the idea that women can’t think for ourselves, let alone function in a professional setting, without the help of a random guy.

Thanks, but no thanks.